January 30, 2006
Lohan gets stitched up after teacup accident - Access Hollywood - MSNBC.com
Lohan gets stitched up after teacup accident - Access Hollywood - MSNBC.com
One time, I jammed a carpet knife into my leg. It hit the bone and blood sprayed out like I was in a Monty Python skit.
Yet, I didn't need 10 stiches.
I didn't need 5 stitches.
So…Lindsay Lohan (looking nice with black hair, but can we have the redhead back?) drops a tea cup and needs 10 stitches? Was this a tea cup made by Pinhead from Clive Barker's Hellraiser movies?
Tea cup + floor = 10 stitches?
Seriously?
Did she eat the tea cup?
Did she break it and then rub it on her leg?
Lindsay Lohan, please contact me. I just want to understand…
Also, the article says she was there for a shower and tea…I'd like to let Lindsay know that my house is also available for a shower and tea.
I'll serve with plastic cups though…
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